Ways to screw up the MMA comeback I've been working so hard on: 1. Check out my trainer's little sister in front of him, which gets me hit in the head2. Make excuses to stay at the gym afterhours so I can watch her face scrunch up while she balances the books3. Forget that she's leaving at the end of the summer and we're supposed to be sticking to just friends4. Get caught making out with her, earning even more hellacious training sessions, along with a warning to stay away5. Switch my focus to proving I won't stop fighting until she's mine