Fairyland is in chaos. Cinderella is desperate to divorce Charming - Snow White and Harold quarrel constantly about his whoring and drinking - nymphomaniac Beauty has worn her husband out. There's a dearth of available princes, an overabundance of princesses and the time for the Grand Royal Annual Ball is approaching. Into all this, comes the Green Giant, bent on rousing the downtrodden and illiterate peasants to revolt against their royal lords and masters.