Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Stood up by a Sagittarius? Ghosted by a Gemini?They say that true love is written in the stars, but most of us are emotionally illiterate when comes to the grammar of the galaxy.Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces' parents.Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign, compatibility calculators and handy listicles such as A Sexy Virgo Playlist, Common Libra Lies, and What to get a Cancer for Valentine's Day, this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.