På lager (1 stk) (31-05-2023 12:20)
The Jurassic Resort Trilogy
BOOK 1: An alien fleet will arrive in 50 years to exterminate humanity, but physicists have made a spacetime portal to dinosaur times. Only by putting people in the past can we survive the future. All we must do is create a self-sustaining population in a world dominated by history's fiercest creatures. What could go wrong? BOOK 2: A greedy man in Africa has a trillion dollar secret that will get him killed, sparking the biggest battle in 67 million years. After Raptor Ray's daughter is murdered, her sisters use dinosaurs to stop 50,000 gunmen coming to kill them. The weirdest war in the 21st Century takes place in the past and history will never be the same. BOOK 3: After the blockade of the portal is lifted, Ray's oldest grandson goes missing because an army of gunmen are looking to kill him. But they don't know dinos like he does, and uses them to even the odds. Raptor Ray finds himself fighting for his life again, against enemies new and old, across South America, among the biggest dinos Earth has ever seen. EXCERPTS: 1) Sweating bullets in the dark, Ray heard the raptors more than he saw them. Their stench threatened to overwhelm his gag reflex -- that's how much it sucked. 2) Ray limp-ran for his life. His heart was racing faster than his legs as he knew the raptors were gaining on him. He tried reloading on the run, but fear made his fingers fumble. 3) Hunting portals is dangerous. Time does not exist independently of space, and space moves. Earth flies around the Sun at 66,600 mph, while rotating on its axis at 1070 mph, as our solar system moves at 559,234 mph, while our galaxy hurls us through space at 671,080 mph. 4) Five T-rexes were waist deep in mud and despair when the giant snakes attacked. The biggest titanoboa was squeezing the shit out of Timmy. Or maybe Tim just shat himself -- the water looked mucky. 5) Jackson had too much going on to deal with this. He felt like a hooker who didn't have time to screw around. 6) He saw an enormous pterosaur diving at them. "Evasive maneuver " "What?" the idiot pilot asked. 7) "Retreat " Ray yelled when he saw how many raptors charged them. The grenades fragged the first wave, but the second wave sprinted at full speed, eager to taste the new meat. 8) The 60' mosasaur from the Cretaceous swam through the portal and mostly landed in Montana, sinking under the surface as heavy caliber bullets struck its thick hide. It swung its tail like a titanoboa for a burst of speed as it dove past the hovercraft. 9) Another raptor leapt into the water to attack the T-rex from behind -- the dreaded Sodomy Maneuver -- only for the theropod to smack it with its stiff tail. 10) The line of twelve angry triceratops thought they had the humans trapped against the trees when drones fired Hellfire missiles. 11) The matriarch mega-raptor maximized speed to knock Ray down and tear out his stomach to get to the more delicious organs. Expecting this, Ray faked left and sidestepped right, cutting into her claw halfway to the elbow. 12) Three troodons flew at him in a coordinated assault. With just two swords, Ray sidestepped to cut the two on his right, letting one fly past him. 13) The theropod ignored him to bite off a raptor leg. Chinito got annoyed. "Ray, stop serenading that T-rex and get back in the boat." 14) A one-ton raptor charged him. Ray ducked under as she leapt, her hand and feet claws cutting air. Ray drew a sword, as he rose, to slice her back leg. Then he sprinted to the T-rex.
Priser fra 239.95 kr til 239.95 kr
1 butikker
-- Beklager, Historiske data er i øjeblikket ikke tilgængelige --