Daria
My ex taking our daughters to Disneyland is his latest way to prove Dad Rules and Mom Sucks.

While they're riding roller coasters, I'm taking a trip of my own-a long deserved island getaway for one. And I'm letting my oldest's swim coaches stay at my place while we're all gone, and their apartment is fumigated.

Except a last minute work emergency means I'm stuck at home, rather than lying on a beach enjoying the view.

First time I see Colin wandering around the house shirtless, I realize the view has come to me.

First time Tanner offers me an entirely different type of vacation-the no-clothes-horizontal-grind kind-I'm so very tempted.

But I can't hook up with a man almost a decade younger than me, and definitely not two of them. Can I?