A fun and affectionate tribute to the British humour of the past in the first of a new series of books following the outrageous adventures of a young lady. Join her as she embarks on exploits that would make a docker blush. The late 1960's has never been more stimulating! You will die laughing!*

Billie Rubin - Exploits

Polite ladies wear clothing when they go to bed!

Meet Billie Rubin (your slightly unreliable narrator) in the first of her titillating exploits as she becomes embroiled in one chaotic situation after another!


Is the postmaster any good at pushing things into tight holes?
Will Lolo (owner of clothing boutique "Lolo luv") have the unveiling ceremony she was expecting?
Will Sir Peppersnout (proprietor of the gentleman's club "Jeune et Nue") find the opening he was looking for?
Will the nuns from "the Order of the stain on the holey sheets" give divine release to gentlemen in need?
And will Billie ever get half a foot of love?

All will be revealed!

*Disclaimer. You may not actually die laughing, but things happen. Just saying!