Dick Grewcock is a computer geek wanting more out of life. Yearning for a girlfriend, he takes steps to make his dream come true. Vampires are handsome, powerful, and have women falling at their feet-everything he's not. Becoming one wasn't an easy task, but with determination he finds a real vampire in the Yellow Pages willing to turn him. Christmas Eve, he begins an impossible mission for his sire. Before he starts, a cute spitfire just as geeky as him walks into Vampires 'R Us and his life changes. He can have everything he wants-a pretty girlfriend and a great job-if he just convinces her he has no intentions of biting her. Noelle St. Nicholas is on a mission to save her home and won't take no for an answer. The only one who can help her is Dick, the geek with a pale complexion and stares at her like he wants to bite her. Follow the adventures of Dick Grewcock as he searches for true love trying to avoid losing his humanity.